The Farting Competition

The Farting Competition,

Has an impossible mission.

Your fart has to be so ferocious,

It has to knock everyone unconscious.

So in the year 1948

It was held at the India Gate.

Where thousands had arrived,

Eating things only fried.

And then started the competition

Towards the impossible mission.

First came up a man who looked like a bear,

And let his fart in the air.

It went and reached the Kumbh Mela fair.

It knocked only one person down there,

And came back to the great big bear.

Then a woman came up.

She looked like a great big pup.

A sizzling sound was heard up there.

She had let a stink in the air.

It knocked down only ten people.

Though others felt feeble.

Then came up a stout tall man,

And let his fart like a bang.

It knocked and knocked everyone down.

The air around was only brown.

As methane filled the ground,

A winner at last was found!

-Written years back...(in the 9th grade) so pardon the idiocy ;)